November 20, 2019 issue |
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Authors' & Writers' Corner |
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Head games in a brave, new medical world |
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Bernard Heydorn | |
Time to have a head change! Medical developments never cease to amaze me. The term “head shop” will soon take on a new meaning. Imagine going into a “head shop” to get a new head or a “body shop” to get a new body, instead of car repairs! Soon folks could be changing heads like hats and bodies to boot. A number of reports have come out in recent years, with experiments being done in several countries, on replacing heads and bodies. This is not science fiction. This is real. Wikipedia points out the attempts of a French surgeon to graft the head of a dog on a decapitated dog, over a hundred years ago. The new head showed some life but died soon afterwards. Just think if he had put the head on a different species of animal and it had lived, what it would have looked like! Soviet experiments in the mid 1950’s, again with dogs, found that death was usually the result because of rejection problems by the recipient dog. No mention is made of the pain and suffering of the animals. |
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With the development of immunosuppressive drugs, organ transplants proceeded with lungs, kidneys, heart, which became a standard procedure in a number of places. The organ to be transplanted had to be put into a deep freeze to keep it “alive”, in a state of “suspended animation”, to be utilized later. Some bright sparks decided to transfer the idea to themselves, and made plans to be frozen before they die, not afterwards, as is the customary fashion. Paying huge sums of money, usually the rich and foolish, they are waiting for a cure before they are awakened. I hope the person who is supposed to “wake” them up hasn’t fallen asleep or actually died a natural death. Can you imagine a world that you would wake up to that is “post Trump”, if the world still exists? Similar to this is the wealthy person taking a long term space ride. It is always the wealthy who get the first kick of the can. In this scenario, following the Theory of Relativity, the aging process slows down the faster you go, until you reach the speed of light? The astronauts living or taking a trip in space have reportedly come back younger than they would have been had they stayed back on earth. However, there are a couple of clinchers. It didn’t take them long to catch up their age. It also left them with some bodily functions that were anathema to health. Fortunately over time, they seem to have made a recovery. The next time someone tells you to “take a hike” they may be giving you a suggestion on how to live longer. There are some interesting side effects from this speed theory. Reportedly, the faster you travel in your car, the heavier you weigh. Now that might be a good idea to gain weight! I don’t know if you slow down, you could lose weight? Try it and see. The Chinese have advanced with mouse head transplants which reportedly survived for six months. Imagine the poor mice waking up and wondering what is going on??? An Italian doctor has recently had heads shaking when he announced he was ready for the first volunteers for a head transplant. Successful face transplants have been done, why not the whole head? Believe it or not volunteers are coming forward. What are the ethics and morality behind these operations? The ends justify the means? Fame, fortune, a remodeling of the human race, living forever…It is interesting to note that the majority of these experimental operations are being done in totalitarian countries. Democratic countries so far have resisted, having ethical concerns. Dictators who play God love this kind of head operation. Many doctors are dead set against it. The medical challenges are many and complex, not to mention the expense. The reconnection of the spinal cord seems to be the most complex. There are lots of fine “wires” to connect up, plus bone and vessels. Doctors say they have found a type of super glue that works wonders. I personally use Gorilla glue for many broken things, just about everything except bones (smile). Please don’t try it on teeth and put the dentist out of business! The psychological effects of head transplants can hardly be imagined. Let’s be practical. With a number of heads to choose from, you could be spoilt for choice. So where are the heads to come from? It is simple. There are probably just as many people who would exchange a nice body for a head. You can meet somebody on the street, strike an exchange deal, and find a head doctor. You have a choice, head or body. I know some guys who love those curvy bodies they see on women. Now they can have their own curvy body after a transplant. Sex change operations would be a breeze. The list goes on. What about grafting one head onto another? As they say two heads are better than one. If you don’t like what you got, new head or new body, ask for a refund or another operation. There will be no returns because someone else may have already booked and paid for your head or body. Where does this leave me? I think it will be too much of a headache. I will try to hang on to my head for as long as possible. It’s the one God gave me for better or worse. At times I lose my head but I will still stick with it. With that in mind, I have to head out of the door. Now that you have got a “heads up”, what do you think? If the creeks don’t rise and the sun still shines I’ll be talking to you. |
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Hercules’ 'finest expression' in fiction | |
Frank Hercules | |
By Romeo Kaseram Frank Hercules was born on February 12, 1911, in Port-of-Spain, Trinidad, to father Felix Eugene Michael and mother, Millicent. The family lived in a “well-to-do household”, as noted by Encyclopedia.com, and as Carol Marsh writes in Fifty Caribbean Writers, the senior Hercules, as later described by his son, was “a brilliant, principled, moral, outspoken man”. Apparently, the senior Hercules was also an ardent supporter of British rule in Trinidad; however, as Marsh tells us, he was “ultimately penalised” by the authorities, “in spite of his belief in the humanitarian potential of British colonialism”. |
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